Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Be A Man!



This article is a Do & Don’t list of how a MAN should wear his Jeans.

You DON'T want a pair of jeans that taper. That means you don’t want a pair of jeans that get narrow as they go down your leg, ending with a tight ring around your ankle. I don’t know what kind of designer thinks that looks good – but it doesn't. Lets leave the CHURIDAR to women


My Denims got
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You DON'T want anything that's been acid washed, or makes one start reminiscing about Guns’N’Roses or AC/DC videos. Acid washed jeans are like 70’s SIDE BURNS – they will never come back into style. Don’t let me catch you in those, cos it will be the first thing I mention! (expect more articles on washes)

On them, ya.
You DON'T want anything with ripped out knees, holes or long threads hanging out anywhere. Yes, this was cool in the 90’s. I had some jeans like this myself. They aren’t cool anymore, a small rip or tear looks cool some times BUT I DON’T WANT TO SEE THE COLOUR OF YOUR UNDIZ, women are most welcome to…


You DO want a pair of jeans that fits well but not tight. And I don't mean SNUG fit. We don’t want anything tight. We don’t even want to suggest tight, ok? You walk by me in tight jeans and I will wonder about your gender. You should be able to slip a couple of fingers between your body and the waist, but you don’t want them so loose you can potty without unzipping them!


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You DON'T want any designer pockets on your derriere. Not if you want to have a woman by your side. I can’t imagine any female finding that attractive – but even if she does, she’s not going to want your designer pockets to outshine hers.

You DO want natural jeans colors. Dark blue, medium blue, light blue. Stay away from white, tan – or anything you might expect to find in Rainbow Bright’s wardrobe.Don't Let me catch you in a pair of red jeans...!

You DO want jeans that at least reach the top part of your shoe sole (heel, if you're wearing boots) A man whose jeans hem barely touch his shoelaces looks challenged – in a multitude of ways. Don’t ask a girl out if you look like you’re expecting a flood, for those who live in Mumbai...

Stone Wash
You DO want stonewashed jeans: Don’t confuse this with acid washed! Stonewashed provides a naturally worn look. You don’t want that dark, coarse sack- like material.Check out Brook’s Brady, Red or Goblet styles, these are stone washed with natural look.

Note always go for a classic look.

If you’re in doubt, go to the store and ask one of their salesgirls to help you. DON’T ask one of the guys. You want a woman’s opinion – she’s the one who needs to think they look good on you! Err, unless you’re into men. In which case, ask the salesguy! Take your girlfriend or a friend (MOTHER DOES NOT COUNT) Either way, tell them you are looking for a Classic fit, classic color, classic everything.! Just ask for Brooks they will get what you want, but to be fair Levis also makes good Classic denims.

Classic Wash
Classic Look
Jeans go with everything, and if you buy the right style, they will always be in fashion and always look good on you. You don’t need anything expensive, just something durable and well-made. Go check out Brook Street …. as K.. always says...Its all about loving your Denims ;)




                                                                 








                                                                -Denim Head

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